Joe Kelly's Elementary School Essay
A few thoughts after reading this essay that St. Louis Cardinals starter Joe Kelly wrote in elementary school:
1) Joe Kelly’s first career home run is going to be epic, because he kinda called it.
2) As badly as I need to see Joe Kelly play an inning at shortstop and first base right now, the Cardinals are 7-1 in his last eight starts, so he should probably just stick to the program.
3) Joe Kelly is still a handsome boy.